omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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