I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Randomize