i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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