i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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