i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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