In the future we'll all be gay
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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