Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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