My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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