yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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