haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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