what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
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