i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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