Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I don't deserve a penis
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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