i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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