I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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