just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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