I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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