i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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