I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You made out with two different species that night
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
