Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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