I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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