So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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