Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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