We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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