sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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