We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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