In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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