also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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