it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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