either way he was missing a nipple.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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