we're blogging at a bar
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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