u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I currently don't understand fingers.
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