YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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