About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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