Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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