i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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