Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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