Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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