just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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