Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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