idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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