id be glad to
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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