Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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