She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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