**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
he's gonorrhea incarnate
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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