also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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