WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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