I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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