You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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