Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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