She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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