I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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