barbara walters just said penis...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
His hands were made for my vagina.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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